Since the summer is the best time to get lucky, we thought we would help you before time runs out with a list of literary pickup lines.
We’d be smitten if anybody said the following to us:
Welcome to my apartment — or, as the ladies like to call it, The Joy Luck Club.
Hey, baby, the sun is not the only thing that also rises.
Just like James Joyce, I know how to make a girl go, “yes I said yes I will Yes.”
I wasn’t a big fan of “Eat” or “Pray,” but there ain’t nothin’ wrong with “Love.”
I’m a classic Horatio Alger story — namely, Ragged Dick and Struggling Upward.
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